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If you believe you have wrongly been denied access, please accept my apologies. There are a few things you can try:

  • Check you subscription is still active (it expires after 7 days)
  • Please clear the cache in your browser history and try logging in again.
  • Check you haven’t added www. to the address if you registered without the .www
  • Likewise, please check if you’ve used https / http.
  • If all else fails, please contact me. If this was my fault, I’ll look into it for you (I’m not a web-programmer, simply a failed copper). In the meantime, I can only apologise for the problem.